SMALL CONVERSATION BETWEEN OJI-SAN,ANIKI,ANIKI'S FRIEND,AND MY MIND

@ 2 pm this afternoon I heard someone ringing the bell. I didn't moved even a little because I'm too busy played star craft on my PC. My grandfather opened the door and it seems a little conversation with the guest. So I crawled slowly to the living room and heard their conversation :

Guest : "Good afternoon sir can I meet with Akira (my big brother)?
GF : "Who are you?"
Guest : "I'm his boyfriend sir"
GF : "WHAT!? #@!$%^&*!!"

I shocked for a while but I heard he said again :
Guest : " A friend that is a boy sir.."
GF : "You should say it before.." (=_=")

My Aniki's friend is so stupid.. His name is Riku.. For Riku nii-san, I'm so sorry for wrote this.. This is only a joke. he..he..he.. (^o^)/